Mus-ic Slut
[myoo-zik sluht]
1. An individual who will listen to any and all music, regardless of genre, artist, popularity, style, lyrics, historical context, or mode of creation. Naturally, the individual's standards are almost laughably low and a recognizable taste level is all but non-existent. Thus, the music slut's iPod is eccentric and contains many forms of music that music connoisseurs would consider "guilty pleasures" and songs/artists that no one has ever heard of ...ever. The traits most distinguishable in music sluts is a profound inability to function without the presence of music and an overwhelmingly voracious desire for new music, although "new" is a subjective term. "New to me" is a commonplace saying for an individual such as the one described above.
Example: She listens to that radio station? What a music slut?!
::Note:: If you couldn't tell, I totally just made all that bullshit up. The point is that, if you are an unapologetic lover of music in all it's glory (whether others would describe it as glorious or not isn't the issue), you've come to the right place. If you have an appetite for novel tunes and are looking for better ways/websites to find 'em, you've come to the right place. If you love listening to everything and don't give a f*ck if people agree with your taste...well, my friends, I needn't repeat myself....a simple welcome should suffice.
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